Funny how these things ALWAYS happen in the movies.
When a girl is in a house all by herself in a horror movie, it is always raining or thunder and lightning outside.
In movies when a character is brushing his/her teeth, they never get toothpaste on their mouth or rinse out their toothbrush when through cleaning their teeth.
A woman´s shoes always make high heel clacking sounds, regardless which shoe type she wears. She can even wear sneakers...
If you decide to launch into song there will always be backing music available.
Anyone that's out in the ocean will be eaten by a shark.
Phone lines are always cut off or busy when a person is trying to call for help when running from a murderer.
Guns never have to be reloaded. Characters will shoot forever.
In scary movies, some girl ALWAYS has to trip while running away from the murderer despite how flat the ground may be.
The school bus always honks twice for the kids inside to come outside and go to school.
In the morning when a character walks out to pick up the newspaper, there's always a neighbor watering the yard there to greet them.
When two or more people are having a phone conversation, it is never terminated with a "goodbye", they always just hang up after getting to the point.
Vegetables are always being chopped in the kitchen, but no one ever has the time to eat dinner.
3 comments:
Anyone that's out in the ocean will be eaten by a shark.
This is so true!!..lol.
Reloadable guns!! I find myself always counting the shots LOL
Those are all very true and very good, but you missed one. In all scary movies the stupid girl always runs upstairs instead of out the front door like she should have.
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