Dumb & Stupid Laws in Florida

• You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
  
  
• It is illegal to block any traveled wagon road.
  
  
• Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
  
  
• If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
  
  
• It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
  
  
• You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
  
  
• Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
  
  
• It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
  
  
• A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
  
  
• Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.